I hate to do this, but my Skype Sex article was picked up by TheModeLife and since I'm suffering from an acute case of writer's block, I decided to repost it, just in case you didn't catch it the first time around. I'd hate for anyone to have missed it.
What's that you say? Speak up. What, you don't believe that I have writer's block?
What else might explain the following?
I reorganized my kitchen cabinets, so that the plates, bowls, stemware (ooh, fancy) and coffee mugs were all on the same side of the kitchen. I shifted items from the lower shelf in the pantry to a higher one. I shouldn't have to bend over to get my oatmeal (that might have been a poor choice of words). I mean, really, why are the paper goods in a more advantageous position?
I vacuumed the entire house at 7:30 this morning. I'm on my second cup of coffee. I watched The Today Show longer than anyone should. I'm going on my second load of laundry, with two more piles on the floor waiting for their turn.
Do you think that I would've done any of the crap ass shit above if I could write?! If you said yes, then you don't know me at all and you should probably read the above sex article to get a better sense of who the G.M. really is.
Ooh, I just discovered the Music Choice channels on cable.
