Thursday, January 19, 2012

Skype Sex- Redux

I hate to do this, but my Skype Sex article was picked up by TheModeLife and since I'm suffering from an acute case of writer's block, I decided to repost it, just in case you didn't catch it the first time around. I'd hate for anyone to have missed it.

What's that you say? Speak up. What, you don't believe that I have writer's block?

What else might explain the following?

I reorganized my kitchen cabinets, so that the plates, bowls, stemware (ooh, fancy) and coffee mugs were all on the same side of the kitchen. I shifted items from the lower shelf in the pantry to a higher one. I shouldn't have to bend over to get my oatmeal (that might have been a poor choice of words). I mean, really, why are the paper goods in a more advantageous position?

I vacuumed the entire house at 7:30 this morning. I'm on my second cup of coffee. I watched The Today Show longer than anyone should. I'm going on my second load of laundry, with two more piles on the floor waiting for their turn.

Do you think that I would've done any of the crap ass shit above if I could write?! If you said yes, then you don't know me at all and you should probably read the above sex article to get a better sense of who the G.M. really is.

Ooh, I just discovered the Music Choice channels on cable. 


Nannette Turner said...

This is the deal, I either have writers block or I don't have time to put down all the wonderful things floating in my head. It's feast or famine.

thegirlfriendmom said...

I completely agree. I'm looking for some kind of balance because this is sometimes too extreme. Ah, the life of an artist, eh?! Thanks so much for reading.

Kathy said...

I feel your pain!! It's Friday and I still don't have any idea what I'm going to write for Sunday's post!! (Oh no, what will my throngs of fans do!!! Lol!!) I'm listening to the music channel right now!!! Love it! xo

Laura@Catharsis said...

I read it the other day and LOVED IT! I have to say, though, I don't have the guts to do it. I would feel way too awkward. Way too awkward.

thegirlfriendmom said...

Hey Kathy,
I'm sure today's post will be great. And yes, your throngs of fans will be sad if they don't hear from you!

Trust me, if push came to shove (and I mean that in a sexual way) you'd be able to drop trou and have skype sex just like me!!!

Anonymous said...

I have got to try Skype sex. This appeals to me as a woman who hates to be touched, and is terrified of commitment. I can have a boyfriend who lives very far away, and still get off.

Shanan, The Book Addict said...

I agree with Nannette--either I can't think of what I want to say or I have so much to say and no time to write it all down!


thegirlfriendmom said...

Hhi Nellie,
I'm so sorry to hear that you hate being touched. I do, however, understand the commitment comment. Try it, maybe it's for you.

Shanan, I think I'd rather have too much, than too little. Time is my enemy. Thanks for stopping by and following.

Kenya G. Johnson said...

Love it. I might linger here for awhile. Definitely subscribing. Get out of writer's block! I get it though. I think here it has something to do with Spring Fever. That's my excuse and I'm out of sorts because my laptop died.

thegirlfriendmom said...

I'm so sorry to hear about the death of your computer. Just the other week, mine went into surgery. And take all the time that you'd like on my site. Happy to have you.